[catchall] Caelus

[sixillusions]

This doesn't fit Kanda at all but I saw it while I was scrolling and I had to

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[sixillusions]

[I HOPE IT SOOTHES YOUR WOUNDED SOUL]

What?

[trashprince]

[ only kanda, the renheng lovechild that existed long before them, can keep caelus in one piece through his lack of direct interest and long hair. no pressure. ]

That means you haven't.

[ don't worry about it. ]

Can I ask about something?

[sixillusions]

[Well you see I fucking forgot I included the "talk like Boothill" curse in this thread too so I don't know if that's possible

But he just looks at him like ? Yes?]

[trashprince]

[ gestures to foot ]

[sixillusions]

[Oh, that. His face darkens severely.]

Some muddle-fudger done cursed me. [Which like honestly would've been whatever in some cases? He'd be annoyed about the Boothill thing because he doesn't like his head being messed with, but he's only angry about his foot, because--] I can't be fightin' like this.

[trashprince]

[ instant, tacit understanding. that foot WOULD be an obstacle to beating ass! oh no! ]

How long has it been like that? It should go back to normal... at some point.

[sixillusions]

[YEAH, SEE. SEE!!! AND THEN SOMEONE DIES TOMORROW AND KANDA IS LIKE "I COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS YOU FUCKERS"]

This mornin'. [And he was already told it can't be cut off and regrown... tch]

[trashprince]

Do you think it's a monster affinity thing? Has anyone commented on your feet before?

[ ... ]

[sixillusions]

[JUST LOOKS AT HIM LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD SOMEONE COMMENT ON MY FEET"]

[trashprince]

If someone said, 'Hey Kanda, you favor your left foot, don't you?' and then later your left foot was different, that might be connected!

[sixillusions]

[This logic is so stupid that it makes sense to him]

None'a that. [sadly...]