[catchall] Cloud

[sixillusions]

sword to sword communication

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[sixillusions]

[........

Narrows eyes slightly as he studies Cloud]

[residentmerc]

[ unbothered, moisturized, in his lane, ]

Somethin' up?

[sixillusions]

[Bluntly:]

You seem weird.

[residentmerc]

I do? [ frowning. thinking it over. ] I'm not seeing it.

[ wow kanda can't a man be in a good mood... for no given reason... in murder cult... ]

[sixillusions]

[NOT THIS MAN]

Do you like sheep this much?

[residentmerc]

They're fine. Never thought about them much before.

[ after a beat ]

Easier than people.

[ this is a joke. but also true. ]

[sixillusions]

[HELP. IT IS A JOKE AND ALSO TRUE and for once Kanda snorts like, in amusement, the closest thing to a laugh he does that isn't being a huge petty asshole to people he hates

CONGRATS CLOUD]

[residentmerc]

[ listen

mood they are just too assholes going heh fuck people now ]

[sixillusions]

[The way I keep reading this tag and picturing this

He scratches Dani's ears a little more and then withdraws his hand.]

The pink one, with the braid. [Kanda please use people's names for god's sake] She knows you.

[I should specify that I'm godmoding he figured this out by observing them but I also wasn't around for trial so if Aerith was like "who the fuck is that blond spiky-haired guy never seen him before" then forgive me]

[residentmerc]

[ they are absolutely beavis and butthead, sure ]

Aerith? [ you are allowed to godmode this they are not subtle ] Yeah. We're from the same place. Yuffie, too.

[ does kanda know yuffie. what does he know ]

[sixillusions]

[Yeah Yuffie's in the house. Actually he makes a stink face at her name, because he's the worst.]

They're both clingy. It's annoying.

[Take them back... he doesn't want this attention]

[residentmerc]

[ she's in the house but does that mean kanda knows her name was my point ]

Yeah. [ DON'T JUST SAY YEA??? ] There's not really any prying 'em off, though. Sorry.

[ <= doesn't sound sorry ]

[sixillusions]

[Against his will he does...]

Tch. [DON'T JUST SAY "TCH"]

[residentmerc]

Must've done something to get 'em interested.

[sixillusions]

I didn't! I just told them to get lost!

[That was his first mistake]

[residentmerc]

Ah, yeah. There you have it.

[ that was his mistake... ]

[sixillusions]

What's that supposed to mean!?

[residentmerc]

That the same thing happened to me.

[ obviously. kanda. ]

[sixillusions]

Why are they bothering me if they have you...

[DON'T JUST FOIST THEM OFF ON CLOUD]

[residentmerc]

You think they can contain themselves with just one? You're in for the long haul.

[ he thinks this is funny honestly ]

[sixillusions]

[


Looks at Cloud like this is somehow his fault]

[residentmerc]

Hey, you brought Lavi.

[sixillusions]

Don't blame that on me! I haven't seen that idiot in months!

[residentmerc]

Thought you guys worked together?

[sixillusions]

Not all the time. He was leaving for China last time I saw him. [Cloud doesn't know what China is] It doesn't make any sense why they'd grab us.