sixillusions | [catchall] Cloud

[I've never seen Cloud in my life]

Yes, with my clothes. Weirdos...

[Why are the enemies he's thinking of such FREAKS damn,

Hilariously Cloud's sword is probably the same size as Allen's so he doesn't even notice it at first, but then he abruptly seems to register it and he stares blatantly at it like he's wondering how it even fit inside a box]

Mine too.

[ no one has. he is actually invisible.

cloud is a jrpg character and does not get to think about the logistics of inventory space, so he doesn't understand the look at his sword ]

What?

They made a box that big?

[Why are their kidnappers such freaks]

[ . . . ]

Is it that weird? [ was the box that big? cloud doesn't remember. oh well. he has his sword it doesn't matter!! ] I mean, any weirder than shoving everything in separate boxes in the first place.

[

Okay fair point he's back to the more general "ugh" face]

Especially the way these opened up.

[ shares the UGH face. ]

[Local idiot was already bleeding, looks confused]

Huh?

[ honestly he doesn't get to talk because he wouldn't have noticed if it wasn't for aerith but he is still a little judgmental ]

Wouldn't open without blood being involved.

[Oh. Hunh.

He glances at his injured hand, but he doesn't seem as freaked out as he should be by this news.]

Sorcery, then.

Something you've seen before?

[ not that cloud was freaked out but also ]

[He considers.]

Not exactly like this. [More like blood-based magic specifically... he doesn't think this is quite the same, but it's not, like, totally unbelievable]

But similar. [ well, that's fine. ] Locking it to our blood isn't as weird as how they spawned anyway.

[ no it is weird it's just. how did they even get in the swamp. ]

And why...

[What was the point of taking their stuff just to give it back]

Showing off what they can do?

[EYE TWITCHES...]

[ mood.... ]

Everything here seems on theme to freak people out. Could be another one of those.

[Ugh...

Though, for now, Kanda is still operating on the assumption that he knows what's happening here, so:]

They wouldn't waste time on something like that.

[Not that the villains he's thinking of don't like their mind games, but this seems too labor-intensive for them]

You still think it's that Innocence thing?

[At this point in time, he's still fairly confident--but he'll acknowledge the possibility.]

I don't know of many other things that could do this.

Can't say I do either. But there's already been plenty of things here I've never heard of.

[This would be an excellent time to ask "like what?" like a good conversationalist, so obviously Kanda doesn't do that and just inclines his head slightly.]

If nothing changes in a few days, I will consider other possibilities.

[And then the "other possibility" shows up so that will answer that, but for now he's still treating this like a pretty normal DGM occurrence]

Fair enough. I haven't found anything that matches that description yet.

[ he said he'd let kanda know if he had, so... here you go... he is saying the other way...

they are both bad conversationalists this is terrible ]

[IT'S FINE... THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM TOLERABLE TO KANDA, KING OF STONEWALLING

He doesn't say "that's okay" or anything because he sucks, but--]

It might take time. [So he's annoyed but not, like, freaked out and upset. That will come later, when he learns they are nerfed for the foreseeable future.]

[ its fine cloud will watch him fight an npc and go relatable ]

How much time does it usually take?

[Someday actual NPC murder will happen on opening weekend and we'll all be pikashook about it

Also. God. What a great question.]

Usually a few days. Sometimes more. [And sometimes they find nothing, and sometimes they find it and then they get killed and robbed, IT'S A SHIT JOB REALLY]

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