[catchall] Yuffie

[sixillusions]

I LOVE YOU YUFFIEEEEE

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[sixillusions]

[looks at her blankly and obliviously]

Why wouldn't he.

[mogger]

[ i love you kanda ]

How often is he ever honest about his real feelings?

[sixillusions]

[Miraculously, he has enough of an iota of intelligence to not answer this question with the first thing that comes to his mind]

It doesn't matter anyway. It's not like any of us will see each other again after all this.

[Either they'll all go home, or they'll be dead, no in-between.]

[mogger]

[ she does not disagree..... cynics here ]

Well, I meant back home too! If he has a crush there!

[ yuffie does not know that lavi no longer exists in dgm ]

Whatever. You're clueless when it comes to these things anyway.

[sixillusions]

I am not! [Yes he is] They're just not important!

[mogger]

You are such a waste of good looks.

[ dramatic sigh ]

[sixillusions]

[AND WHAT ABOUT IT!!!]

You're so lucky our generals aren't here.

["Because they're scary and threatening?" No because they're ANNOYING and they would TEASE HER RELENTLESSLY]

[mogger]

Why? Are they more clueless than you?

[ sticks out tongue!! ]

[sixillusions]

No. One's a womanizer and the other one's an annoying old creep.

[One of those is his not!dad but he'd never admit it]

[mogger]

So, what? They'd perv on me or something?

[ gross old men... ]

[sixillusions]

No, they'd embarrass you to hell and back.

[mogger]

I have nothing to be embarrassed about.

[ ok ]

[sixillusions]

Is that why you started screaming and hitting Gale's feet? [BECAUSE YOU WERE SO CALM AND UNEMBARRASSED, SURE]

[mogger]

W. W... w-wait....

... You saw that?

[ oh no ]

[sixillusions]

What do you think?!

[OBVIOUSLY]