[FUCKING HELP. WELL. WELL!!!!! He's just sort of pausing because he was about to greet Kanda like normal but now he's staring at this singular anti-yuri foot.]
[go fight him to establish dominance as the biggest asshole in the game (smashcut to karma being dead and kanda being the killer I TYPED LAVI INSTEAD OF KANDA FIRST HELP)]
But you should at least make it clear that you don't appreciate what they've done. Communication is more important than ever here.
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He can see Kanda sitting on a log or something glaring at his stretched out leg...
...and the very large foot at the end of it. Just one.]
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...When did this happen...
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By which I mean there's a dusty cowboy hat from the barn on the log next to him.]
This mornin'.
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...Did you happen to upset anyone between last night and this morning?
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How the fudge should I know?! I ain't talked t'any muddle-fudgers since yesterday!
[I had to reword this so many times because I couldn't think of funny censors]
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Two? [TWO CURSES?? Little does he know.] You've really been singled out, it seems... Even moreso than Karma, somehow.
[WHY.]
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I'm gonna cut 'em to pieces.
[AND EVERYONE WHO PC'ED WITH ME TODAY WILL SAY "WELL, HE WAS JUSTIFIED" WHEN HE IS CAUGHT FOR HIS MURDER CRIMES]
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Please don't be so quick to turn to violence. Karma is enough. [THEY ALREADY HAVE ONE THEY DON'T NEED TWO.] Surely you can speak to them...?
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Kanda makes a slightly weird face when he says that, though it's gone very quickly. Maybe he's just offended Karma is stealing his schtick.]
I don't wanna talk to 'em. [HE JUST WANTS TO MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK]
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But you should at least make it clear that you don't appreciate what they've done. Communication is more important than ever here.
[And Kanda is SO BAD AT IT.]
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Why'n the nice place would they think I'd appreciate it?!
[HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT]
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They should know better, yes, but having to think twice about the decisions they're making could help.