[Well Lucas sometimes your body is (static noises)
But Kanda doesn't say that. Instead, ignoring the question:]
Are you going to keep standing there? I'm changing.
[He actually didn't care much about the robe aside from the weirdness of being changed in his sleep but if he has his normal clothes, he wants to put them on.]
[THEY ARE SAFE IN THE PRIVACY OF THIS PC LUCAS!!!!!
Fortunately Kanda isn't the type of wild dumbass to run around naked in public, though, so even though he IS going to go ahead and start to change by the swamp, he's putting on his pants under the robe first. AND HE HAS UNDERWEAR ON DESPITE WHAT HIS PROFILE SAYS so really Lucas is just getting a flash of leggy at most.
Grumbling:]
When they show their faces, I'm going to cut them to pieces. ["They" presumably being the kidnappers... presumably.....]
Anyway it's okay because as soon as Kanda makes it clear he's not going to go change inside a building, Lucas is turning to face the opposite direction. Not even a flash of leggy for him.]
Who are you planning on cutting to pieces, exactly?
[I can't believe Lucas won't see Kanda's secret back tattoo that says "I'm actually the cult leader muwahahaha"
That's fine though. He will rudely take advantage of this to get dressed all the way, then!! He does so quickly, so whenever Lucas turns back around, he'll see Kanda in his normal outfit. He even has two coats on, which is surely enough to make this thread appropriately Victorian again.
Also, grouchily:]
The ones who took my sword.
["What about everyone else's stuff" that's not his problem]
[How can Kanda be the cult leader when it is HE WHO IS THE CULT LEADER????? One of them is going to have to change evil mastermind confession tattoos.
He'll turn back around when he doesn't hear the rustling of a bozo getting into two jackets at the same time anymore, and the vibe at this answer is like "why did I expect anything else".]
[STOP LISTEN THAT WAS BARELY AN ATTACK HE JUST NEEDED TO SEE THEIR FOREHEAD
Also I truly wish he would stay to behold Lucas's delicate wet ankles but he will not... he will leave Lucas to his box in peace as I free us in preparation for (derogatory) Monday]
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How will quick healing help with embedded teeth...
[NORMAL FAST HEALING DOESN'T JUST PUSH A TOOTH OUT YOU FREAK.]
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But Kanda doesn't say that. Instead, ignoring the question:]
Are you going to keep standing there? I'm changing.
[He actually didn't care much about the robe aside from the weirdness of being changed in his sleep but if he has his normal clothes, he wants to put them on.]
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Please don't change outside.
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Fortunately Kanda isn't the type of wild dumbass to run around naked in public, though, so even though he IS going to go ahead and start to change by the swamp, he's putting on his pants under the robe first. AND HE HAS UNDERWEAR ON DESPITE WHAT HIS PROFILE SAYS so really Lucas is just getting a flash of leggy at most.
Grumbling:]
When they show their faces, I'm going to cut them to pieces. ["They" presumably being the kidnappers... presumably.....]
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Anyway it's okay because as soon as Kanda makes it clear he's not going to go change inside a building, Lucas is turning to face the opposite direction. Not even a flash of leggy for him.]
Who are you planning on cutting to pieces, exactly?
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That's fine though. He will rudely take advantage of this to get dressed all the way, then!! He does so quickly, so whenever Lucas turns back around, he'll see Kanda in his normal outfit. He even has two coats on, which is surely enough to make this thread appropriately Victorian again.
Also, grouchily:]
The ones who took my sword.
["What about everyone else's stuff" that's not his problem]
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He'll turn back around when he doesn't hear the rustling of a bozo getting into two jackets at the same time anymore, and the vibe at this answer is like "why did I expect anything else".]
Do you think you'll be able to reach them?
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Also, in the witheringly dry tone of someone who has dealt with asshole villains before:]
They'll show up eventually.
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[THEY CAN MANIPULATE PHYSICS.]
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[Matter-of-factly. So what if they can manipulate physics! That's old news when you're in a shounen manga!!!]
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Take care not to do anything too reckless.
[Anyway time for him to wade in and get his own damn box he GUESSES.]
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Also I truly wish he would stay to behold Lucas's delicate wet ankles but he will not... he will leave Lucas to his box in peace as I free us in preparation for (derogatory) Monday]