[catchall] Totty

[sixillusions]

falls to my knees in agony I WANT TO BE NICE TO TOTTY

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[drymonster]

[ oh this code is so fancy. HMM destruction or noah's ark probably??

he kind of awkwardly raises a hand in greeting whenever he encounters kanda in the house, because he's just like wow lavi SO did not ask you about this did he, and he really doesn't want anyone with a deadly weapon to dislike him. ]

Morning.

[ fully intending to keep walking after his polite acknowledgement if the memory shadows don't have other plans!! ]

[sixillusions]

[Hehe sounds good!!

Totty is correct though, Lavi did NOT ask him about it, like a PUNK!!! But Kanda is, perhaps surprisingly, less grouchy about it than his usual behavior might've led one to believe? He and Lavi sleep in shifts anyway, and if Lavi gave up his own bed for Totty in favor of the floor or whatever, then that's not Kanda's problem. Some days Kanda doesn't even come back to sleep at night at all, and he's out of the house for much of the day anyway; when he is here, he's mostly quiet and calm, keeping to himself aside from bickering with Lavi (and maybe Yuffie).

ALL THIS TO SAY he doesn't hate Totty for moving in here, and honestly after CYOA returns he likes ("likes") Totty fine, so he'd more than happy to just nod at him and walk on by!! Except they CAN'T, because they get VOIDED, and a memory begins to play.

((Here is the chapter that shows the start of the fight for more context if you want, but it's mostly just introducing the person he's fighting against and Kanda being a dick to his friends so it's totally optional.))]

[drymonster]

[ he's just like damn, infected with innocence... the story of my life as a virgin stuck with five even more pathetic virgins...

also actually i'm going to include that extra context part too since it explains something from earlier: ]

...That's what you meant by people with crosses on their foreheads, I guess.

[ yikes, he can see why he wouldn't want to run into any guys like that around here ]

[sixillusions]

[LMFKJSDHKG HELPPPP TOTTY JUST NODDING SOLEMNLY LIKE "yes... I get it"]

Yeah. [Fortunately this is pretty low on the list of memories he doesn't want people seeing, so--he's a little grumpy about the void happening, but not, like, about to run Totty through for seeing it.] They can mess around with dimensions, so I wouldn't put it past them to show up here eventually.

[drymonster]

Oh. [ yikes ] Good reason to be worried about what happened last week, then. What is it that they're after, do you think there's any reason they'd want to come here?

[ ... ]

And any chance of tricking them into taking out the cult if they do?

[sixillusions]

[IMAGINE IF THAT HAPPENED. How funny would that be. Just a random group of villains sweeping in like "damn this cult is obnoxious let's get rid of it"]

If they were going to show up on purpose, they would have by now. [Though he guesses there's no reason they couldn't just. Wander by. But it seems unlikely to him.] And if they did, it would be to talk the rest of you into making more Akuma because you're depressed over all the dead people and easy to manipulate.

[This isn't directed at Totty specifically he just get unfortunately lumped in with all the non-Exorcists]

Or to kill me and Lavi I guess. [Don't just add that as an afterthought]

[drymonster]

[ i would respect them for it. but man! he thinks they just sound lame in that case. ]

Kind of makes it sound like they're just a bunch of really powerful viruses when you put it that way.

[sixillusions]

[If only they were just lame, Kanda's life would be way easier.]

They'd probably say that's what we are.

[drymonster]

Mm. Yeah, probably so, I guess.

[ not exactly how he'd meant it, but that's actually kind of a classic way of looking at the other side during a war or whatever, isn't it.



...well, here is your completely unrelated return memory, which is again pretty much a whole 10-ish minute episode segment, i'm sorry. ]

[sixillusions]

[THERE IS

SO MUCH HAPPENING IN THIS VIDEO THAT HE ACTUALLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AT FIRST]

[drymonster]

[ AT LEAST IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL JUST ONE LONG CONVERSATION......... ]

Ugh. Sorry.

[sixillusions]

[A long silence...

Eventually:]

They're loud.

[drymonster]

[ SIGHS ]

You're telling me. They're so annoying about this stuff.

[sixillusions]

Why do you live in one room...

[Just assigns them this]

[drymonster]

I mean, that's not the only room in the house, it's just our bedroom.

[sixillusions]

You sleep in the same room as five other people?

[That sounds like a nightmare to him]

[drymonster]

Yeah. It's very cramped.

[ but this is also why he's fine sleeping on their floor lmao it's still more space than he usually gets ]

[sixillusions]

[Every day Kanda wonders why Totty hasn't moved to a room with only one other person in it]

You can't move?

[Kanda truly can't even comprehend having to share a permanent sleeping space with that many other people... the house is tolerable but even that feels a little cramped to him]

[drymonster]

[ because those people haven't invited him into their rooms and it feels weird asking!!! ]

Yeah, it's really not economically feasible in the current real estate market.

[ because he doesn't have a fucking job ]