[catchall] Asa

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I'LL MAKE A SHITPOST LATER WAUGH

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[gazes...]

It should. You're gonna mess up your back that way.

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[?]

Mess up how.

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Your back is going to hurt. Do it enough times and you'll get, I don't know, scoliosis?

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[.........He looks like he wants to say "that's not how it works" but he doesn't actually know enough about human bodies to argue the point

So instead he opens his mouth to say something like "well I'll be dead before it matters at the rate we're going" but he gets hit with a wheezing fit before he can, which is for the best.]

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[help

just watches this happen like 🧍‍♀️]

Do you need... water...?

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[There's a brief flash of alarm across his face at that--once it passes, he shakes his head, but he looks more uncomfortable than he does grouchy or sullen.]

...No. It'll pass.

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[ah.

she pauses for far too long upon seeing his reaction, and then, quietly:]

Sorry. Just... let me know if you need anything?

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[Sometimes the swamp do be fucky

But he nods slightly. He appreciates it, even if he's terrible at showing it.]

...Thanks.

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[the swamp DO be fucky.

she nods... you're welcome, sir. even if she's about to be crossed off his list in two days. kanda, explain.]

You know, I wonder what happened to whoever had that healing power.

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[SMILES WEAKLY!!!!]

...It was only used once or twice, right?

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I think so, yes. The last time I saw it used was the week Kasuga, Akabane and Pickles died.

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Must've been one of them, then.

[Or it's just a REALLY stingy asshole, which would be funny]

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Or Erin. I don't know what power her monster had.

[i hope it's just a stingy asshole. the funniest possible option.]

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...Or both.

[Since, technically, shouldn't there be two of them? God. Their numbers are a disaster.]