[catchall] Asa

[sixillusions]

I'LL MAKE A SHITPOST LATER WAUGH

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[in tears as we both play antisocial assholes

but she's headed to the cemetery and stops short when she sees he's already there. while he's rocking a number in the low thousands, there's a number in the low double digits on her shoulder, visible through her clothes. they are both fine and normal.]

... Hey.

[sixillusions]

[It's okay I've resigned myself to many of my threads being very short

But it's okay because I can say that Kanda finally got around to reading the profiles, which means that he'll nod in response to her greeting... and then they can vibe in silence for a while... before eventually he just straightforwardly asks:]

Are you alive?

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[on the bright side you will always reach tag nirvana...]

... You're the third person to ask me that question so far. [she is out here getting assigned deceased.] I'm alive. Are you?

[sixillusions]

[God I wish

ALSO HELP THAT'S SO FUNNY NO!!! WHY HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE ASKED HER THIS. Unfortunately Kanda doesn't look ashamed or bothered at all.]

Yes. [...

He'll at least add--] Those words on that paper stand out.

[Her quote, which is what prompted him to ask]

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Oh.

[PEOPLE REALLY BE OUT HERE JUST ASKING THINGS... she looks away from him, frowning.]

It was a really close call, that's all. [...] Why would you pay attention to those things, anyway? They're insulting and besides, I saw you trying to take down yours.

[sixillusions]

[He makes a slight face.]

People keep talking to me like I know who you all are.

[There's no guarantee he will remember or use people's names but he got tired of the "yeah you know X" "who" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO"]

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... It's only been three days?

[give it at least one more week before you act shocked...]

[sixillusions]

I know.

[THEY ONLY FOUND OUT THEY WERE SEMI-PERMANENTLY STUCK HERE YESTERDAY... WHY WOULD HE HAVE KNOWN ANYONE'S NAMES...]

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It's a little creepy that they've already memorized everyone's names and faces... How long did they spend reading those papers?

[wow? stalkers? (no)]

[sixillusions]

[LITERALLY SAME, thinks Kanda, who makes a point of not bothering to memorize the names of people at the Order because they die so fucking fast]

They ought to be more concerned about who wrote them.

[SINCE HE SURE DIDN'T ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS well okay he didn't answer them regardless BUT STILL]

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Supposedly, it's magic and a result of our summoning. Which is just about the same answer they've given for everything.

[sixillusions]

They can't un-magic them down?

[LITERALLY WHY (because it's a murdergame kanda that's why)]

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I wish.