[catchall] Camille

[sixillusions]

This is one of my favorite shitposts

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Week 1, Monday

[sixillusions]

["Pixi what does affection week look like for Kanda will he be nice and openly chatty now" no but it means he won't just walk away in the middle of a conversation so I'm taking it as a win

ANYWAY HELLO CAMILLE Kanda is on the island for inexplicable reasons. he's still boringly in his regular clothes... wow, Victorian. He's at the ranch! He is sitting with Dani the dog, just quietly petting her for now. Animals are better than people. Come pet the dog Camille!!!]

[scrapdraught]

[I would never ask that Kanda be openly chatty, it ruins his brooding rival allure.]

I see you've made a new friend.

[Camille is holding a cat by the way. It is an unusually clingy one, doing that hug thing as she baby-cradles it.]

You're going to make Pickles jealous.

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[Camille here with two cats, one cuddly and one who washes his hair with soap.

He makes a slight face like "what"]

Dogs don't get jealous.

[Imagine saying something so wrong with your whole chest]

[scrapdraught]

[She quirks her head.]

You kidding me?

[She smiles though, approaching, taking a seat nearby, letting the cat resettle in her lap.]

Try petting the cat instead.

[sixillusions]

[Local man extremely popular against his will, doesn't know what it's like to not have dogs (human and animal) constantly pawing at him for attention

But. Sure, okay. He hesitates for a minute, eyeing the cat to check its body language, then slowly extends a hand for it to sniff. Bestow ur judgment, kitty.]

[scrapdraught]

[The cat is feeling it! It rubs its calico head into his palm, purring away.

But the dog notices this and immediately wedges its head between them. Camille laughs.]

See?

[sixillusions]

[HELP

He's still holding his sword in his other hand so he just looks at Camille a little helplessly]

[scrapdraught]

[How cute.]

Here, let's swap. [Camille hoists the cat into his lap and assumes point on the dog, ruffling its ears. The beast is appeased, the cat makes biscuits on Kanda's thigh.]

What did I tell you? If anything has feelings, one of them is bound to be jealousy.