[catchall] Karlach

[sixillusions]

it's okay miss karlach I love you enough to make up for this dumb bitch

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[ablazement]

[it would've been that except karlach would've adopted childe first yeah

but this is okay, he's not trying to kill her so she doesn't mind leading the conversation!]

What do you do, then? You've got to be some kind of kickass warrior with a weapon like that.

[sixillusions]

[My life would be so much easier if he was a normal jock who got excited about fighting and would boast proudly... alas]

I'm an exorcist.

[ablazement]

[the longing for yams in this sentence]

What's that?

[sixillusions]

[This whole place would know the name OKITA-KUN by now]

We work with the Church. [Surprise Catholic(?)... "it says it on his profile" SURPRISE. More specifically--] I fight Akuma.

[ablazement]

Which one? [there's like seven churches kanda jeeze duh

and then:] Oh right, the demon things. Still not one of those, by the way.

[sixillusions]

[Yeah that's a fair question]

The Vatican. [He says it very neutrally, so she can probably tell he's not, like. A devout worshipper.

Also:] I know. The wood would've shown it.

[Unless my DGM memory is wrong in which case no it isn't, but the point is that he won't, like, try to surprise jump her again. Er. Probably.]

[ablazement]

[this does not help her understand but to be fair to her, faerun has like twelve gods and eleven of them are assholes so she doesn't really care to begin with.

headtilt.]

The wood? What?

[sixillusions]

[Sounds about right]

Akuma blood is poisonous. The Dark Matter in it would've left a mark on the wood. [Technically it probably wouldn't have worked that fast but whatever this is RP rules]

[ablazement]

Oh, huh.

[rp rules yea

a beat.]

Okay, Lavi told me you guys don't have a whole lot of room to talk to your enemies before they try to fuck you up so I'm giving you a pass, but the whole throwing a wooden stake at me without explaining thing was fuckin' rude.

[she doesn't sound mad, despite the cursing. maybe exasperated.]

[sixillusions]

[He just looks at her like "yeah and"]

Only idiots are nice to their enemies. [Or people that they perceive as their enemies, or people in general actually]

[ablazement]

Great news, we're not enemies!

[jazz hands!!!!]

[sixillusions]

[He makes the :nyeh: cat face and starts to leave]

[ablazement]

Don't just leave when you don't have anything to say!

[BOY

she's not going to grab him but she will just follow him around again she's stubborn]

[sixillusions]

[Yes good please don't grab him I can't bring yaywon into my filters for real

But also, bluntly:]

We have nothing else to talk about. [(ANTM voice) "I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS"]

[ablazement]

[she is capable of Learning A Lesson, once,]

We were having a conversation before just fine!

[sixillusions]

It's done now. [Don't just decide this on your own]

[ablazement]

Two people usually decide when a conversation is done. [:T]

[sixillusions]

[Or, or... consider, he could just repeat himself:]

It's done.

[ablazement]

[i'm coming for you for the new week so she just kind of SIGHS.]

Okay, bye I guess.

[but this is not the last of her following him around]