[catchall] Karlach

[sixillusions]

it's okay miss karlach I love you enough to make up for this dumb bitch

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[sixillusions]

[He casts an annoyed look at his sword]

I can't activate my Innocence.

[ablazement]

[oh she wants to make a joke so bad]

Is that your ability that makes you do the six illusions? [stop making shit up about his sword]

[sixillusions]

[Well]

Yes.

[ablazement]

-- Wait, you said you don't do that!

[sixillusions]

[lol

He sighs again]

They're not illusions of me. [Honestly they're not really illusions at all and it only applies to the first one, maybe the second, but either way]

[ablazement]

[puts her hands on her hips]

Tell meeeee.

[sixillusions]

[Now why would he do that]

I can't use it right now, so it doesn't matter.

[ablazement]

What if telling me unlocks it.

[it doesn't]

[sixillusions]

[ablazement]

[DON'T JUST GIVE HER THAT LOOK]

You never know.

[sixillusions]

[He can and he will, until he dies, which will be tomorrow]

If you want to spar, just say that.

[ablazement]

[explodes during the mini event

anyway she didn't even think sparring was an option but he says this and it occurs to her that that is something she REALLY wants to do.]

I haven't got a weapon. [noooooooooooooooooo] But I really want to spar.

[sixillusions]

[Imagine if he just threw another piece of wood at her out of nowhere

But no he just sighs AS IF HE WASN'T THE ONE TO SUGGEST IT and then goes to put his sword down near a tree]

[ablazement]

[at this point she's expecting violence from him at all times so she wouldn't be surprised

she watches him do this like O:]

[sixillusions]

[Good she caught on quick

But once he does he'll turn around and shift his feet and put his hands up, assuming a hand-to-hand sparring stance. Like this. "was that just an excuse to link this page" yes it's so funny]

[ablazement]

[i'm cryingkjsdjfk]

Oh. Yeah, this works. [she does not do a stance, because she is a tavern brawler.] Bring it.

[sixillusions]

[THE TINY "I'M HUNGRY" THOUGHT BUBBLE GETS ME EVERY TIME

Anyway we don't have to write it out but yeah they can spar. She can obviously take it but she'll notice that he doesn't really pull his punches or kicks, and that he's stronger and faster than a regular human! Me like "wait are there humans in BG3" erasing Gale who is right there HELP

She'll also probably notice that he isn't big on dodging--not so much in the style of a tank, but rather, someone used to powering through injuries if they do catch him.]

[ablazement]

[me too dude i feel that

also thank you for my life. they can spar! she is about as powerful as you might expect - she's got a crazy amount of strength and her punches probably really fucking hurt. the second she realizes he's not pulling his attacks, she goes ham, but she's not really looking to genuinely hurt him. it's a friendly match for her, and on top of that, she seems to be having a blast.

she doesn't dodge either, but for her it is because she's a tank. she's clearly used to taking hits and being the center of attention when it comes to blows. she almost commands it, even - hit her, not her squishy wizard that pixi erased from the narrative.

she'll go until they get tired, honestly.]

[sixillusions]

[Kanda isn't Childe, and thus does not show the same level of fun and glee--but there isn't really anger or competitiveness, either, just a very serious sort of focus. Though, now and then, she might spot flashes of discontent on his face, like he isn't happy about something? But he doesn't say whatever he's thinking.

Once they're done, he'll take his hair down to finger-comb it. It's so clearly a little stiff from soap. Tragic.]

You're chaotic. [IS THIS AN INSULT OR A COMPLIMENT??? Neither actually it's just an observation]

[ablazement]

Not the first time I've been told that.

[she unfortunately takes this as a compliment because she is who she is. she flops down, checking herself over.]

You're really fucking strong, you know that? You take hits like a brick wall.

[sixillusions]

[He makes a :nyeh: face at that.]

I don't like it here. [Well yeah obviously none of them do, but--] My body doesn't feel right.

[He does not like being NERFED >:T]

[ablazement]

[kanda your superpowers]

Why, 'cause you don't have all your abilities to your name?

[sixillusions]

[haha]

Yes. [He looks at his hand, which is still healing from papercuts and leech bites--there's a flicker of conflict on his face before he puts it back down and goes back to tying his hair up.] If they had to block all our abilities to deal with us, they're not that strong.

[This sounds so arrogant but really it's more like "our enemies kick our asses all the time when we're not nerfed so these guys must be small fry in comparison"]

[ablazement]

[it's funny because she thinks the same thing, actually.]

You're right. Just means they're afraid of us, which is to our advantage. [...] You'll have to remember you're not invincible here though.

[sixillusions]

[Kanda huffs; it might've been a laugh, if he knew how to do that in any way that wasn't mean and bad.]

I've never been invincible.