[I SO DESPERATELY WISH HE WAS A BULLY SO I COULD KEEP HARASSING YOU LIKE THIS but tragically he isn't... once he's done flinging leeches everywhere and JUST LEAVING THEM SCATTERED ON THE GROUND TO DIE I GUESS he will try to open his box!!! And probably succeed first try considering his papercuts and now LEECH BITES. Go get your box Lucas... surely it will be fine...]
Edited (NOT THE DOUBLE ICON) 2024-06-08 22:33 (UTC)
[HELP YOUR DOUBLE ICON. Lucas is just looking at all these nasty leeches on the ground like MANSTANDING though he's less ruffled by them when they're not 1) flying through the air his way or 2) swimming through the water his way.
...But he will also solve this problem by walking over to the nearest tree (while still holding his sword) and then just turning around, digging his heel into the ground, and slamming his back against it like a really incompetent bear]
[Is this confusion because he's from the 1800s or because (redacted)? Unclear
But I guess that means he will just. Start awkwardly twisting his arm to try and grab at the ones still on his back instead, since ripping them off worked so well last time (DID IT)]
[Well Lucas sometimes your body is (static noises)
But Kanda doesn't say that. Instead, ignoring the question:]
Are you going to keep standing there? I'm changing.
[He actually didn't care much about the robe aside from the weirdness of being changed in his sleep but if he has his normal clothes, he wants to put them on.]
[THEY ARE SAFE IN THE PRIVACY OF THIS PC LUCAS!!!!!
Fortunately Kanda isn't the type of wild dumbass to run around naked in public, though, so even though he IS going to go ahead and start to change by the swamp, he's putting on his pants under the robe first. AND HE HAS UNDERWEAR ON DESPITE WHAT HIS PROFILE SAYS so really Lucas is just getting a flash of leggy at most.
Grumbling:]
When they show their faces, I'm going to cut them to pieces. ["They" presumably being the kidnappers... presumably.....]
Anyway it's okay because as soon as Kanda makes it clear he's not going to go change inside a building, Lucas is turning to face the opposite direction. Not even a flash of leggy for him.]
Who are you planning on cutting to pieces, exactly?
[I can't believe Lucas won't see Kanda's secret back tattoo that says "I'm actually the cult leader muwahahaha"
That's fine though. He will rudely take advantage of this to get dressed all the way, then!! He does so quickly, so whenever Lucas turns back around, he'll see Kanda in his normal outfit. He even has two coats on, which is surely enough to make this thread appropriately Victorian again.
Also, grouchily:]
The ones who took my sword.
["What about everyone else's stuff" that's not his problem]
[How can Kanda be the cult leader when it is HE WHO IS THE CULT LEADER????? One of them is going to have to change evil mastermind confession tattoos.
He'll turn back around when he doesn't hear the rustling of a bozo getting into two jackets at the same time anymore, and the vibe at this answer is like "why did I expect anything else".]
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Don't take them off so roughly—!! Your bleeding will be even worse!
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[FLINGS ANOTHER BUG, WHICH HAPPENS TO FLY IN LUCAS'S DIRECTION]
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He will delicately step around some of them.]
...You've missed a few...
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Kanda pauses in getting his sword out of the box, glancing over.]
Huh?
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Anyway he will gesture toward Kanda's back helpfully.]
Leeches. Shall I get them for you?
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No. [He will guard his personal space...
...But he will also solve this problem by walking over to the nearest tree (while still holding his sword) and then just turning around, digging his heel into the ground, and slamming his back against it like a really incompetent bear]
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...Don't they continue to stick even after death, unless they're salted...?
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THOUGH HE STOPS AND LOOKS AT LUCAS LIKE ??????]
They do?
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[He has no idea actually but it sounds like it could be true.]
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[Is this confusion because he's from the 1800s or because (redacted)? Unclear
But I guess that means he will just. Start awkwardly twisting his arm to try and grab at the ones still on his back instead, since ripping them off worked so well last time (DID IT)]
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Do make sure that you don't leave any teeth embedded...
[Things that i aki didn't know could happen until today and wish that i still didn't know could happen.]
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It's fine. They'll come out. [Wow! Horrifying thing to say, thank you Kanda]
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Please don't pluck them out by force!
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[NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T]
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How will quick healing help with embedded teeth...
[NORMAL FAST HEALING DOESN'T JUST PUSH A TOOTH OUT YOU FREAK.]
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But Kanda doesn't say that. Instead, ignoring the question:]
Are you going to keep standing there? I'm changing.
[He actually didn't care much about the robe aside from the weirdness of being changed in his sleep but if he has his normal clothes, he wants to put them on.]
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Please don't change outside.
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Fortunately Kanda isn't the type of wild dumbass to run around naked in public, though, so even though he IS going to go ahead and start to change by the swamp, he's putting on his pants under the robe first. AND HE HAS UNDERWEAR ON DESPITE WHAT HIS PROFILE SAYS so really Lucas is just getting a flash of leggy at most.
Grumbling:]
When they show their faces, I'm going to cut them to pieces. ["They" presumably being the kidnappers... presumably.....]
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Anyway it's okay because as soon as Kanda makes it clear he's not going to go change inside a building, Lucas is turning to face the opposite direction. Not even a flash of leggy for him.]
Who are you planning on cutting to pieces, exactly?
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That's fine though. He will rudely take advantage of this to get dressed all the way, then!! He does so quickly, so whenever Lucas turns back around, he'll see Kanda in his normal outfit. He even has two coats on, which is surely enough to make this thread appropriately Victorian again.
Also, grouchily:]
The ones who took my sword.
["What about everyone else's stuff" that's not his problem]
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He'll turn back around when he doesn't hear the rustling of a bozo getting into two jackets at the same time anymore, and the vibe at this answer is like "why did I expect anything else".]
Do you think you'll be able to reach them?
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Also, in the witheringly dry tone of someone who has dealt with asshole villains before:]
They'll show up eventually.
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[THEY CAN MANIPULATE PHYSICS.]
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