[catchall] Aventurine

[sixillusions]

(you voice) I love the mean ones

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Week 0, Thursday

[sixillusions]

[I'm so glad you have to deal with this

At some point Aventurine can find him, probably by the stream or in the woods... he has one (1) giant foot, and he's also standing with one hand on his hips, which are jutting out in a pose that is weirdly reminiscent of a certain cowboy...]

[tactic]

[ They're by the stream because Aventurine needs to clear his head after whatever the fuck was going on the past two days. He's taking a walk when he notices Kanda, and there's a moment if he wonders if he wants to deal with this today, but then he notices

the foot.

And then he just stands there openly staring. ]

[sixillusions]

[The foot...

Kanda does not seem to care about his staring... he simply continues gazing out at the water... Aventurine may get the distinct aura of a tumbleweed bouncing past... not a real one, but like, it's the vibe.]

[tactic]

[ WALKS UP TO HIM THEN ]

Hey, who'd you piss off?

[ Points at the foot. ]

[sixillusions]

[INSTANT ANGRY AURA]

How the fork should I know?!

[HE JUST WANTS TO MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS, AND YET]

[tactic]

[ NO FUCKING WAY PIXI

Aventurine freezes and his eyes immediately narrow. ]

Boothill...!?

[sixillusions]

[I'm tired

HE JUST GRINDS HIS TEETH]

[tactic]

[ HOLD UP. ]

... That's not possible. We've already had two different pairs of body swapping this week. There can't be a third.

[sixillusions]

Do I look like that mother-fudger to you?! Help or git outta here, Frog Eyes!

[tactic]

............................ Frog Eyes?

[sixillusions]

[It's because Snake Eyes was too easy and his eyes are brightly colored like poison tree frogs

Kanda doesn't explain any of that he just glares]

[tactic]

There's no need for the hostility. I'd only like to help. Are you feeling any different or is it only your manner of speech that's changed?

[sixillusions]

M'feelin' like I'm fixin' to cut whatever muddle-fudger dun did this into pieces.

[Though he actually just

Gestures to his foot

Because he really would only be mildly annoyed about talking funny (beyond not liking his head being messed with) but the foot is a real problem]

[tactic]

[ Goes back to staring at the foot with an unreadable look in his eyes. ]

... If it's like the other ones, it should go away on its own in about 24 to 48 hours.

[sixillusions]

[Why are you so horny over his foot bro]

Tch.

[Will he be over it by then... who's to say]

[tactic]

[ WHY ARE YOU ASSIGNING HORNY TO HIS GAZE ]

Hiding out here in the meantime?

[sixillusions]

[Because Kanda won't so I have to lash out in brackets]

S'quieter out here'n back there.

[Everyone is SO loud and grabby]

[tactic]

And you don't have any ideas on who could have done this to you?

[sixillusions]

How'n the fudge should I know?

[HE'S JUST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, EXISTING]

[tactic]

I suppose you're not exactly out here making friends...

[ This is more muttered to himself. ]

[sixillusions]

[He doesn't take this as an insult because it is the truth]

[tactic]

You can't stand out here and sulk all day, you know.

[sixillusions]

[Who's gonna stop him!!!!]

Ain't nothin' pressin' t'do.

[What are the rest of you even doing. Socializing? No thanks]

[tactic]

[ HMMMMMMMM ]

Want to catch some fish?

[sixillusions]

[stares him like "you better not be about to suggest stabbing fish with my sword again"]