sixillusions | [catchall] Karlach

[Kanda continues to be fantasy racist like "that's weird," but he keeps it in his head this time.]

My sword. [Unsheathes it... bleeds on the sheath, probably... does not seem to care about that. The blade is blood red!! Wow. So much red happening in this PC right now.] The people who brought us here should've broken it right away. Tch...

[This means they're playing GAMES ooooo he can't stand their asses (he is so certain he knows what's going on and he is wrong)]

[whoa that sword is fucking RAD. she is instantly enamored with this thing. it's enough that she just doesn't comment on the fact that he's a butt.]

Are you actually disappointed by that? Weirdo. [she's amused.] That's pretty sick. Got a name?

[Makes a face]

Of course not. [THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT "will he explain what he meant, then" What does he look like, a person capable of conversation?

Though, despite not being the same type of jock as Childe or Yams or even Luke (god I hate my muselist), training is a huge part of his life and one of the few things he responds to favorably ("favorably"), so. There's a delay like he isn't going to respond, but eventually--]

Mugen.

[this list of jocks is sending me

also he says mugen and i, flurry, think of the samurai champloo one and laugh]

Mugen. Nice. [man, she should really start naming her weapons.] Does it mean anything?

[My rp history is a fucking nightmare. TRULY THOUGH I LOVE SAMURAI CHAMPLOO I MISS YOU MUGEN (PERSON)

There's a slight pause, and he looks back his blade with a complicated expression--but then he sheathes it, with the smoothness of someone incredibly experienced.]

"Six illusions."

[

Does not explain further]

[i too miss that bastard

karlach watches him, head tilted slightly.]

Sounds like a crazy strong ability. Like you shoot off six versions of yourself to distract people from hitting you, or something.

[it's fine she'll just write fanfiction about your sword in front of you, kanda]

[Me like "I should've apped Childe" but then it would've just been our superhell cr times a million

Kanda blinks... he doesn't actually mind this conversation, but he doesn't know how to be a normal fucking person, so--]

I don't do that. [Th. Thanks Kanda.]

[it would've been that except karlach would've adopted childe first yeah

but this is okay, he's not trying to kill her so she doesn't mind leading the conversation!]

What do you do, then? You've got to be some kind of kickass warrior with a weapon like that.

[My life would be so much easier if he was a normal jock who got excited about fighting and would boast proudly... alas]

I'm an exorcist.

[the longing for yams in this sentence]

What's that?

[This whole place would know the name OKITA-KUN by now]

We work with the Church. [Surprise Catholic(?)... "it says it on his profile" SURPRISE. More specifically--] I fight Akuma.

Which one? [there's like seven churches kanda jeeze duh

and then:] Oh right, the demon things. Still not one of those, by the way.

[Yeah that's a fair question]

The Vatican. [He says it very neutrally, so she can probably tell he's not, like. A devout worshipper.

Also:] I know. The wood would've shown it.

[Unless my DGM memory is wrong in which case no it isn't, but the point is that he won't, like, try to surprise jump her again. Er. Probably.]

[this does not help her understand but to be fair to her, faerun has like twelve gods and eleven of them are assholes so she doesn't really care to begin with.

headtilt.]

The wood? What?

[Sounds about right]

Akuma blood is poisonous. The Dark Matter in it would've left a mark on the wood. [Technically it probably wouldn't have worked that fast but whatever this is RP rules]

Oh, huh.

[rp rules yea

a beat.]

Okay, Lavi told me you guys don't have a whole lot of room to talk to your enemies before they try to fuck you up so I'm giving you a pass, but the whole throwing a wooden stake at me without explaining thing was fuckin' rude.

[she doesn't sound mad, despite the cursing. maybe exasperated.]

[He just looks at her like "yeah and"]

Only idiots are nice to their enemies. [Or people that they perceive as their enemies, or people in general actually]

Great news, we're not enemies!

[jazz hands!!!!]

[He makes the :nyeh: cat face and starts to leave]

Don't just leave when you don't have anything to say!

[BOY

she's not going to grab him but she will just follow him around again she's stubborn]

[Yes good please don't grab him I can't bring yaywon into my filters for real

But also, bluntly:]

We have nothing else to talk about. [(ANTM voice) "I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS"]

[she is capable of Learning A Lesson, once,]

We were having a conversation before just fine!

It's done now. [Don't just decide this on your own]

Two people usually decide when a conversation is done. [:T]

[Or, or... consider, he could just repeat himself:]

It's done.

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