[catchall] Karlach

[sixillusions]

it's okay miss karlach I love you enough to make up for this dumb bitch

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[sixillusions]

There's nothing good to eat anyway.

[No he just only eats one single thing for every meal]

[ablazement]

You're not wrong. Geto's been trying to get me to fish.

Karma tried to get me to eat leeches... [gazes.]

[sixillusions]

[He makes a slight face, for reasons unknown.]

That kid's a brat.

[ablazement]

He's a little shit. But he's a teenager, and those are known little shits.

[sixillusions]

[Karlach saying this to Kanda is so funny

But he knows he has no room to talk because his own shitty attitude is as intentional as it is natural, so he just makes a noise of acknowledgment.]

The fish are fine. [But he sounds so unenthused about it...]

[ablazement]

[kanda, known little shit]

Not a fan, though. What do you actually want to eat?

[sixillusions]

Soba. [For once he answers immediately and easily] I don't like other foods.

[There are things he tolerates because even he isn't stupid enough to keel over dead from starvation, but given the choice, he has One Meal.]

[ablazement]

What's soba?

[O:!!!]

[sixillusions]

Buckwheat noodles. With a dipping sauce if they're cold, or in broth if they're hot.

[A variation for every season! The perfect food!]

[ablazement]

[she sees...]

And you can't make those here?

[sixillusions]

There aren't any soba noodles around.

[PRESUMABLY... and it's not like there's buckwheat on the island, so, nyeh. He isn't sulking, but the energy is kinda there.]

[ablazement]

[watches him for a moment, tail swishing back and forth, and then:]

I'll get you some.

[determined!! how is she going to do this. no idea.]

[sixillusions]

[Looks at her like ??]

Why.

[ablazement]

Because you like eating it?

[sixillusions]

So? We're not friends.

[You can't buy your way into his heart with food Karlach!!!*



(*you can a little bit)]

[ablazement]

We haven't got to be friends for me to do a nice thing for you, but also, yes we are.

[DON'T JUST DECIDE THIS]

[sixillusions]

All of you are creeps.

[All-encompassing statement that includes canon people who aren't here, as well as the one who is]

[ablazement]

[i read this as crepes]

No, you're just a pile of butts. But that's alright, I think you're funny.

[sixillusions]

[Yeah he's French actually. I'm a virche now]

Don't.

[DON'T THINK HE'S FUNNY... DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM AT ALL ACTUALLY]

[ablazement]

[kandaé]

Why not?

[sixillusions]

[NOT THE E]

Why would I want you to?!

[ablazement]

Don't answer a question with a question.

[sixillusions]

Because it's annoying, then! Go find a performer if you want entertainment!

[ablazement]

Aw, come on. I'm not looking for entertainment.

You haven't got anybody who just wants to sit and get to know you?

[sixillusions]

[His jaw tightens, and he looks away, out at the ocean.]

No. [Flatly. This is so mean to Lavi who is literally right there.] There are more important things to worry about.