[catchall] Yuffie

[sixillusions]

I LOVE YOU YUFFIEEEEE

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[mogger]

Yeah, I know. I wasn't trying to get an answer.

Just... wanted you to know what I think about it. You can write later, if you want. We had a meeting with our house people and the mortuary people, to try to make sure everyone's getting the same info and getting on the same page. Basically, what everyone's thinking is to make those decisions after this weekend.

[sixillusions]

[



Reaches out and yanks down the hood of her Moogle outfit]

[mogger]

[ HSJDKHSD ]

What the hell?! That's their opinion, not mine!

[sixillusions]

It wasn't for that.

[Tch]

[mogger]

Oh, so you do want me to come?

[ ohohoho anyway topic change....? ]

Do you think Satoru and Suguru are trustworthy? Like, would you feel okay leaving something important in their hands?

[sixillusions]

Talk about something else. I'll disappear if I try to say anything.

[He really tried so hard to talk plot already but the gag order is too strict... alas]

[mogger]

[ ...... ]


.....


Does Lavi have a crush on anyone?


[ you asked for it ]

[sixillusions]

[HELPPFHKSDJHG]

How the hell would I know that--?!

[mogger]

Don't boys talk about these things?

[ squinting at kanda like... is he blushing... is it you... ]

[sixillusions]

[He is semi-transparent... impossible to tell... he just looks grouchy as usual]

Why would I listen to that idiot talk about his love life?! You're the ones that were kissing each other like lunatics!

[mogger]

---WE DIDN'T KISS EACH OTHER!


[ oh no the tables have turned. she's so red ]

[sixillusions]

Yes you did! You were on fire half the time!

[YUFFIE YOUR MUPPET KISSES

He doesn't realize she didn't mean Monday]

[mogger]

Oh--

W-Well, I was cursed!!! I kissed like hands or whatever! He was the one who went around kissing people straight on the lips!

[ thank god ]

[sixillusions]

Tch.

[YOU'RE ALL RIDICULOUS HE'S GOING TO LEAVE YOU TO ROT (he won't)]

Why are you asking me, anyway? Ask him.

[mogger]

Like he's gonna tell me.

[ :T!!!!! ]

[ she's still blushing ]

[sixillusions]

[looks at her blankly and obliviously]

Why wouldn't he.

[mogger]

[ i love you kanda ]

How often is he ever honest about his real feelings?

[sixillusions]

[Miraculously, he has enough of an iota of intelligence to not answer this question with the first thing that comes to his mind]

It doesn't matter anyway. It's not like any of us will see each other again after all this.

[Either they'll all go home, or they'll be dead, no in-between.]

[mogger]

[ she does not disagree..... cynics here ]

Well, I meant back home too! If he has a crush there!

[ yuffie does not know that lavi no longer exists in dgm ]

Whatever. You're clueless when it comes to these things anyway.

[sixillusions]

I am not! [Yes he is] They're just not important!

[mogger]

You are such a waste of good looks.

[ dramatic sigh ]

[sixillusions]

[AND WHAT ABOUT IT!!!]

You're so lucky our generals aren't here.

["Because they're scary and threatening?" No because they're ANNOYING and they would TEASE HER RELENTLESSLY]

[mogger]

Why? Are they more clueless than you?

[ sticks out tongue!! ]

[sixillusions]

No. One's a womanizer and the other one's an annoying old creep.

[One of those is his not!dad but he'd never admit it]

[mogger]

So, what? They'd perv on me or something?

[ gross old men... ]