[catchall] Yuffie

[sixillusions]

I LOVE YOU YUFFIEEEEE

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[sixillusions]

[



Reaches out and yanks down the hood of her Moogle outfit]

[mogger]

[ HSJDKHSD ]

What the hell?! That's their opinion, not mine!

[sixillusions]

It wasn't for that.

[Tch]

[mogger]

Oh, so you do want me to come?

[ ohohoho anyway topic change....? ]

Do you think Satoru and Suguru are trustworthy? Like, would you feel okay leaving something important in their hands?

[sixillusions]

Talk about something else. I'll disappear if I try to say anything.

[He really tried so hard to talk plot already but the gag order is too strict... alas]

[mogger]

[ ...... ]


.....


Does Lavi have a crush on anyone?


[ you asked for it ]

[sixillusions]

[HELPPFHKSDJHG]

How the hell would I know that--?!

[mogger]

Don't boys talk about these things?

[ squinting at kanda like... is he blushing... is it you... ]

[sixillusions]

[He is semi-transparent... impossible to tell... he just looks grouchy as usual]

Why would I listen to that idiot talk about his love life?! You're the ones that were kissing each other like lunatics!

[mogger]

---WE DIDN'T KISS EACH OTHER!


[ oh no the tables have turned. she's so red ]

[sixillusions]

Yes you did! You were on fire half the time!

[YUFFIE YOUR MUPPET KISSES

He doesn't realize she didn't mean Monday]

[mogger]

Oh--

W-Well, I was cursed!!! I kissed like hands or whatever! He was the one who went around kissing people straight on the lips!

[ thank god ]

[sixillusions]

Tch.

[YOU'RE ALL RIDICULOUS HE'S GOING TO LEAVE YOU TO ROT (he won't)]

Why are you asking me, anyway? Ask him.

[mogger]

Like he's gonna tell me.

[ :T!!!!! ]

[ she's still blushing ]

[sixillusions]

[looks at her blankly and obliviously]

Why wouldn't he.

[mogger]

[ i love you kanda ]

How often is he ever honest about his real feelings?

[sixillusions]

[Miraculously, he has enough of an iota of intelligence to not answer this question with the first thing that comes to his mind]

It doesn't matter anyway. It's not like any of us will see each other again after all this.

[Either they'll all go home, or they'll be dead, no in-between.]

[mogger]

[ she does not disagree..... cynics here ]

Well, I meant back home too! If he has a crush there!

[ yuffie does not know that lavi no longer exists in dgm ]

Whatever. You're clueless when it comes to these things anyway.

[sixillusions]

I am not! [Yes he is] They're just not important!

[mogger]

You are such a waste of good looks.

[ dramatic sigh ]

[sixillusions]

[AND WHAT ABOUT IT!!!]

You're so lucky our generals aren't here.

["Because they're scary and threatening?" No because they're ANNOYING and they would TEASE HER RELENTLESSLY]

[mogger]

Why? Are they more clueless than you?

[ sticks out tongue!! ]

[sixillusions]

No. One's a womanizer and the other one's an annoying old creep.

[One of those is his not!dad but he'd never admit it]

[mogger]

So, what? They'd perv on me or something?

[ gross old men... ]

[sixillusions]

No, they'd embarrass you to hell and back.